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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

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When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

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LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

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LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

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Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

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Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

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Originally posted by toxzen

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when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

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Originally posted by genniside

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

ATTENTION PET OWNERS

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This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this

My mom just took my dog to the vet
She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure

Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful.
They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.

We had no idea

We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.

Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.

Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP
Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did
Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know

Reblog and save lives of dogs

found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.

reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog

Don’t ever ever feed your dog Purina that company pulls so much fucked up shit and this is just one of them. take care of your doggies!

We switched over to Taste of the Wild after finding maggots and flies in a bag of beneful. Any kind of Purina food actually.
I definitely won’t buy anything Purina again, because that’s just fucking disgusting.

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SS salvaged a deck of Card Against Humanity and invites the companions for a few sessions with promise of 'innocent(?)', 'wholesome(?)' entertaining pastimes.

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Preston: Is the one that found the game while scavenging with the SS. The SS convinced him it was a a good family game to play, much to his dismay later on.

Piper: Is the one giggling to herself whenever she lays down a card she thinks is hilarious.

Maccready: Had the most immature sense of humor so he’s laughing his ass of at the most innuendo of combos.

Deacon: Wins

Codsworth: Is the most unironic and wholesome player.

Nick: Usually has a pretty good poker face, but sometimes when a combo is too funny for him, he doubles over in laughter.

Cait: “Who the shit is Daniel Radcliffe and why does he have a ‘delicious asshole?’”

Curie: Is the second most unironic and wholesome player, most of the dirty jokes go over her head.

Hancock: Somehow always get the ‘Big Black Dick’ card. Every time.

Danse: Is somehow always the card czar when Hancock plays the ‘Big Black Dick’ card.

X6: Is the most intense player. Straight poker face and frustrated that Deacon keeps winning.

Strong: His favorite card is “Ripping into a mans chest and pulling out his still beating heart.”

and finally, danse has the big black dick card so he’s all smug cos he knows hancock can’t play it and that’s when it happens.

with the straightest face, hancock puts down his card.

a bigger, blacker dick.

danse flips the table.

OKAY REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST ONE

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